Conservative -vs- Liberal

DevilDawg

New Member
Open Letter to President



Lot of truth here !



If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.





If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.

A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.



If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.

Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.



If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.



If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.



If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)



If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.







If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.



If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.







If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.



A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
 

jdmartin

Active Member
[quote name='DevilDawg' date='01 October 2009 - 10:26 AM' timestamp='1254407161' post='153423']

Open Letter to President



Lot of truth here (uh, yeah, if you don't get around much) !



If a neoconservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.



*I'll go along with this one by and large.



If a neoconservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.



*Who has mounted a serious effort to ban meat?





If a neoconservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.

A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.



*Better answer: "A neoconservative looks for ways to bring warmongering to the world"



If a neoconservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.



*Better answer: "A neoconservative thinks all you damn queers need to get back in the closet"



If a black man or Hispanic are neoconservative, they see themselves as independently successful.

Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.



*Better answer: "Black & Hispanic in the same sentence as neoconservative is an oxymoron"



If a neoconservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.



*Better answer: "If a neoconservative is down and out he thinks about which group poorer than himself he can give the screws to"



If a neoconservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.



*Better answer: "If a neoconservative doesn't like a talk show they support Corporate Cronies, buy the station and shut it down"



If a neoconservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)



*Better answer: "No such thing as a non-believer neoconservative; there's room for all religions here as long as you're a Christian"



If a neoconservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.



*Better answer: "The neoconservative is in the same sorry boat with the liberals here, he's just too stupid to realize it"





If a neoconservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.

If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.



*Better answer: "Unless of course it's a 7-11 owned by a Hindu, then he better look out"





If a neoconservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".



*Better answer: "Nope, a non-neoconservative will just correct the erroneous spewings of the neonconservative poster"

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There you go Dawg, fixed that post for you <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/003.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt001' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/003.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />
 

jdmartin

Active Member
[quote name='DevilDawg' date='01 October 2009 - 01:27 PM' timestamp='1254418055' post='153435']

seems the original version was true to form.... Offended the non conservative. LOL

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Nope, didn't offend me in the least. I'm libertarian more than anything else. A neoconservative is happy with the government as long as it's pro-jesus, pro-corporation, and anti-personal liberty. That's why neocons passed the Patriot Act. That's why neocons want the US to be a Theocracy, and not just any old theocracy, but a pro-jesus theocracy. That's why neocons are willing to buy any piece of crap coming from China because they love Walmart and hate American workers.



Isn't it amazing how neocons love the idea of a pro-religion government until it's a religion that they're against? Neocons should love Iran, because there's your theocracy in action. Iran is probably one of the most conservative governments in the world. Why don't neocons like Iran? Oh yeah, I forgot - they're part of the infidel religion, that's why. If Iran was a Christian Theocracy they would be the greatest thing since sliced bread.



I highly recommend reading "End of Faith" by Sam Harris. It does a good job of exposing the mythical sky people most neocons structure their life around <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/003.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt001' />
 

honeykeeper

New Member
[quote name='terryu1' date='01 October 2009 - 05:00 PM' timestamp='1254427225' post='153443']

Yes... both of them .. [/quote]



Agreed.........now let's ALL hug.....and say Everything is OK~!!!~.........you're turn first Devil Dog....and Kev. is next...
 

DevilDawg

New Member
[quote name='terryu1' date='01 October 2009 - 03:00 PM' timestamp='1254427225' post='153443']

Yes... both of them ..

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I see you noticed the video linky. hehehehehehe
 
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