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In Wisconsin they call a water fountain a Bubbler. In Texas, they call a Bubbler a greasy fart! <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fart.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt044' />
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<img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/useless.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt044' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/postwhore2vq.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wtflol.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ot.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':ot' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/english.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':english' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thread_sucks.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':thread_sucks' />
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So ......... is it a picture of a water fountain you want or a picture of a greasy fart? <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/017.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt044' />
2004 Titan SE King Cab



Red, just plain ol' red!  

Off Road

Big Tow

Retrax

Westin Bull Bar

Born 03-09-04  Home 12-06-04




~ Tuatha De' Danann ~      

An it harm none, do what ye will.

                 

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This fart looks as though it could be greasy.... <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fart.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':fart' />
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An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but sh!ts instead. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fart.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt096' />
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[quote name='dooboy2112']An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but sh!ts instead. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/fart.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt096' />[/quote]



Commonly refered to as a surprise!
2004 Titan SE King Cab



Red, just plain ol' red!  

Off Road

Big Tow

Retrax

Westin Bull Bar

Born 03-09-04  Home 12-06-04




~ Tuatha De' Danann ~      

An it harm none, do what ye will.

                 

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All level 3 sex offenders should be collected in one location and used for target practice for the military.
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[quote name='Austin']All level 3 sex offenders should be collected in one location and used for target practice for the military.[/quote]



Why should the military get all the fun??? I need target posters at my range ...
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Hello! How are you doing? You think time is precious, huh? Well, I would like to tell you, you just wasted about 7 seconds of you life reading this stupid thing. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/017.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt096' />
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[quote name='Austin']All level 3 sex offenders should be collected in one location and used for target practice for the military.[/quote]



There's different levels? I say just collect ALL sex offenders and let the military, weekend warriors, bubba joes, and anyone else who wants a crack at em. Be a good way to raise money. Charge a $1 a shot.
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I wish there was a way to lose weight with no change in diet and no exercise. Don't suggest any of those diet or energy pills (stacker 2, etc). They all contain caffeine and I'm allergic to caffeine.
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There are always shades of gray... I figure if you only kill the level 3 offenders, you'll get much less opposition from the liberals. Level 3 are the ones who "have a high probability of offending again if released."
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Ya know what I hate about country music? They don't sing about fishing. Now, southern rock sings about fishing.





Happy? ttammunek04
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[quote name='BLWedge09']I wish there was a way to lose weight with no change in diet and no exercise.  Don't suggest any of those diet or energy pills (stacker 2, etc).  They all contain caffeine and I'm allergic to caffeine.[/quote]



Hmm, no diet, no exercise ... That leaves surgery, where you are fed through a tube for a few weeks and maybe the removal of a limb...
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[quote name='Austin']There are always shades of gray...  I figure if you only kill the level 3 offenders, you'll get much less opposition from the liberals.  Level 3 are the ones who "have a high probability of offending again if released."[/quote]



I've always felt that an example of consequences is a wonderful thing.



So, line up 10 of these guys, give them the 'What you are doing is wrong' speech. Then randomly kill one of the 10. The other 9 should get the message, but of course, you'll need to confirm this by asking if they understand. If not, repeat the message.
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[quote name='PBratton'][quote name='Austin']There are always shades of gray...  I figure if you only kill the level 3 offenders, you'll get much less opposition from the liberals.  Level 3 are the ones who "have a high probability of offending again if released."[/quote]



I've always felt that an example of consequences is a wonderful thing.



So, line up 10 of these guys, give them the 'What you are doing is wrong' speech. Then randomly kill one of the 10. The other 9 should get the message, but of course, you'll need to confirm this by asking if they understand. If not, repeat the message.[/quote]



Maybe you should randomly kill 9 out of the 10, then repeat the message if the remaining 1 didn't seem to understand.
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[quote name='Squid']Ya know what I hate about country music?  





Happy? ttammunek04[/quote]





Everything.
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Quotes from Yogi Berra







When asked what time it was Yogi Berra once replied "You mean now?"



"It ain't over till it's over."



"This is like deja vu all over again."



"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."



" I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head."



"You can observe a lot just by watchin'."



"In baseball, you don't know nothin'."



"How can you think and hit at the same time?"



Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: - "He must have made that before he died"



"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."



"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical"



"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."



"I want to thank all those who made this night necessary."



"I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early."



"You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."



"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."



When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"



"I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four."



"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."



"90% of the putts that are short don't go in."



"I made a wrong mistake."



"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."



"If the fans don't want to come out to the ball park, you can't stop them."



"Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."



"It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't."



"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."



"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."



"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it."

-Yogi when asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.



"It gets late early out there."

-Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at Yankee Stadium.



"I didn't really say everything I said."
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Ya gotta love Yogi!
2004 Titan SE King Cab



Red, just plain ol' red!  

Off Road

Big Tow

Retrax

Westin Bull Bar

Born 03-09-04  Home 12-06-04




~ Tuatha De' Danann ~      

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There are 3 types of people in the world......those who can count and those that can't. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/001.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />
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[quote name='BLWedge09']There are 3 types of people in the world......those who can count and those that can't.  <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/001.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />[/quote]



What about short people? They're another type, aren't they?
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[quote name='Austin'][quote name='BLWedge09']There are 3 types of people in the world......those who can count and those that can't.  <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/001.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt018' />[/quote]



What about short people? They're another type, aren't they?[/quote]





No. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/019.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt002' />
2004 Titan SE King Cab



Red, just plain ol' red!  

Off Road

Big Tow

Retrax

Westin Bull Bar

Born 03-09-04  Home 12-06-04




~ Tuatha De' Danann ~      

An it harm none, do what ye will.

                 

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[quote name='BigSkiff'][quote name='Austin'][quote name='BLWedge09']There are 3 types of people in the world......those who can count and those that can't.  <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/001.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt018' />[/quote]



What about short people? They're another type, aren't they?[/quote]





No. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/019.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt002' />[/quote]



Whoops... did I hit a nerve? Are you vertically challenged?
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[quote name='Austin'][quote name='BigSkiff'][quote name='Austin'][quote name='BLWedge09']There are 3 types of people in the world......those who can count and those that can't.  <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/001.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt018' />[/quote]



What about short people? They're another type, aren't they?[/quote]





No. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/019.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt002' />[/quote]



Whoops... did I hit a nerve? Are you vertically challenged?[/quote]



Define vertically challenged. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/017.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />
2004 Titan SE King Cab



Red, just plain ol' red!  

Off Road

Big Tow

Retrax

Westin Bull Bar

Born 03-09-04  Home 12-06-04




~ Tuatha De' Danann ~      

An it harm none, do what ye will.

                 

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...see Newman, Randy
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