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#76
Why is it when your name and number is posted on the side of your vehicle (work) people feel the need to call in and tell you how bad you drive when they are doing the exact same thing?

I had a woman call in to complain about one of my techs because he didnt come to a complete stop at a stop sign. I asked what happened and she said. "well he did what my husband does kindof a slow and roll."

I said "he slowed down and eased through the stop, but didnt come to a complete stop?"

She said "yes thats it exactly. That is dangerous and you should know about it."

I repeated right back to her "he did the same thing your husband does right?"

"yes. the same thing."

finally she caught on and quickly had to take another call.

Sheesh. Stupid people piss me off.
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#77
[quote name='Austin']No, I think I want some forearm.  It's either that or some of a neck...



I don't necessarily want to eat human flesh, I just want to bite a chunk off somebody.[/quote]

dr. lechter i presume...
04' Smoke SE KC , PRG CST spindles, PRG Spec'd SAWs 2.5 C/Os, Total Chaos UCAs, Radflo Airbumps, PRG Custom Spec'd Deaver 3" springpack, PRG 2" tapered billet blocks, Radflo 2.0 remote res shocks, CST carrier bearing, PRG Offroad traction bars, 35x12.5x17 BFG Mud Terrains, American Racing Mojave Teflons, HID low beams and fogs, Banks exhaust, AEM CAI, 2 Deg. Timing Advance



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#78
[quote name='Tortuga']dr. lechter i presume...[/quote]



*smacks lips*
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#79
[quote name='BLWedge09']This should be good...which came first, the chicken or the egg?[/quote]If you are a creationist, the chicken. If you are an big banger, the chicken like ooze.
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#80
[quote name='Havock'][quote name='BLWedge09']This should be good...which came first, the chicken or the egg?[/quote]If you are a creationist, the chicken. If you are an big banger, the chicken like ooze.[/quote]

and if you're a realist you'll say, "who gives a sh!t...!!!"
04' Smoke SE KC , PRG CST spindles, PRG Spec'd SAWs 2.5 C/Os, Total Chaos UCAs, Radflo Airbumps, PRG Custom Spec'd Deaver 3" springpack, PRG 2" tapered billet blocks, Radflo 2.0 remote res shocks, CST carrier bearing, PRG Offroad traction bars, 35x12.5x17 BFG Mud Terrains, American Racing Mojave Teflons, HID low beams and fogs, Banks exhaust, AEM CAI, 2 Deg. Timing Advance



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#81
Why do we say "take a sh!t", when really we are leaving a sh!t? Noone should take a sh!t, leave it right where it is.



-George Carlin
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#82
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

ASIMOV
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#83
[quote name='PBratton'][quote name='BLWedge09']This should be good...which came first, the chicken or the egg?[/quote]



My feeling is that they began existance at exactly the same instant.[/quote]



Part of the Big Chicken Bang Theory"! <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/117.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt007' />
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#84
I wonder why Squid is no longer a pro member moderator.
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#85
I decided I didn't like any of you.
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#86
I think you're just stressed out right now.
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#87
Nope, I'm having a blast.



"To a real warrior, power percieved may be power achieved."
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#88
A wise man once said:

[quote name='Havock']Hehe!  I farted![/quote]
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#89
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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#90
[quote name='dooboy2112']Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.[/quote]



ilike that
My responses are limited, you must ask the right question.



Why do they call him the bus?



Because he doesn't ride on airplanes!
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#91
[quote name='BigSkiff'][quote name='PBratton'][quote name='BLWedge09']This should be good...which came first, the chicken or the egg?[/quote]



My feeling is that they began existance at exactly the same instant.[/quote]



Part of the Big Chicken Bang Theory"! <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/117.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />[/quote]



Hmm, well, I've never banged a chicken before, wanna share your knowledge?



<img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/004.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt004' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/004.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt004' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/004.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt004' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/004.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt004' />
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#92
[quote name='PBratton'][quote name='BigSkiff'][quote name='PBratton'][quote name='BLWedge09']This should be good...which came first, the chicken or the egg?[/quote]



My feeling is that they began existance at exactly the same instant.[/quote]



Part of the Big Chicken Bang Theory"! <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/117.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />[/quote]



Hmm, well, I've never banged a chicken before, wanna share your knowledge?



<img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/004.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt004' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/004.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt004' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/004.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt004' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/004.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt004' />[/quote]



Hide on the side of the road and wait until it crosses. Works every time.
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#93
what purpose do boogers serve?
04' Smoke SE KC , PRG CST spindles, PRG Spec'd SAWs 2.5 C/Os, Total Chaos UCAs, Radflo Airbumps, PRG Custom Spec'd Deaver 3" springpack, PRG 2" tapered billet blocks, Radflo 2.0 remote res shocks, CST carrier bearing, PRG Offroad traction bars, 35x12.5x17 BFG Mud Terrains, American Racing Mojave Teflons, HID low beams and fogs, Banks exhaust, AEM CAI, 2 Deg. Timing Advance



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#94
[quote name='Tortuga']what purpose do boogers serve?[/quote]



They are the dirt that didn't make it to your lungs.



Or they make great Mcgyver glue.
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#95
<img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/044.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' /> , McGuyver usually is the general answer to those hard and unanswerable questions isn't it? there's always a purpose!!



still don't know the purpose they serve other than dirt piling in your nostrizzles...
04' Smoke SE KC , PRG CST spindles, PRG Spec'd SAWs 2.5 C/Os, Total Chaos UCAs, Radflo Airbumps, PRG Custom Spec'd Deaver 3" springpack, PRG 2" tapered billet blocks, Radflo 2.0 remote res shocks, CST carrier bearing, PRG Offroad traction bars, 35x12.5x17 BFG Mud Terrains, American Racing Mojave Teflons, HID low beams and fogs, Banks exhaust, AEM CAI, 2 Deg. Timing Advance



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#96
I love that show. I actually have the first season of Macgyver on DVD.
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#97
Hey, Between me and my brother we know everything!
My responses are limited, you must ask the right question.



Why do they call him the bus?



Because he doesn't ride on airplanes!
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#98
Hey, does this look infected to you?
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#99
<img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/044.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt044' /> good one!!!
04' Smoke SE KC , PRG CST spindles, PRG Spec'd SAWs 2.5 C/Os, Total Chaos UCAs, Radflo Airbumps, PRG Custom Spec'd Deaver 3" springpack, PRG 2" tapered billet blocks, Radflo 2.0 remote res shocks, CST carrier bearing, PRG Offroad traction bars, 35x12.5x17 BFG Mud Terrains, American Racing Mojave Teflons, HID low beams and fogs, Banks exhaust, AEM CAI, 2 Deg. Timing Advance



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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. [Image: 00000019.gif]
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