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#51
[quote name='Austin'][quote name='QWIKWHIP'][quote name='Austin']Speaking of flies, my favorite way to kill flies is a lighter and a can of WD40 without the straw/tube.  Makes a nice torch/flamethrower.  Has a tendency to leave a black mark on whatever the fly was sitting on, but nothing in life is without it's compromises.[/quote]



lol, good ole hairspray works better though. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/003.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt012' />[/quote]



Maybe, but what self-respecting man keeps hairspray in the garage?[/quote]



The kind that never takes the trash out!
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#52
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
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#53
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.
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#54
what is this that I hear about racist jokes
My responses are limited, you must ask the right question.



Why do they call him the bus?



Because he doesn't ride on airplanes!
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#55
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'
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#56
[quote name='Austin']Before I die, I'd like to bite off a chunk of human flesh from someone's forearm.  People often seem uneasy around me when I admit that.[/quote]





I find this both revolting and disgusting. What kind of a sick person would want to do this? What a vile thought.



God only knows where that arm might have been. It's probably got germs all over it. You could at least have the decency to hack the arm off at the elbow, wash it carefully, and then cook it over an even heat until it exceeds 180 degrees in temperature for at least 2 minutes. A little salt and a mild bar-b-cue sauce would be nice also. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/106.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt012' />
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#57
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, please do that now."
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#58
Through out history there have been references to a parallel universe. It's sometimes call the other-world, or the other-side, or even in some cases heaven without the religious overtone. It has been referred to by every major civilization that has recorded it's history for the ages. It has been a part of spiritualist civilizations such as the Mayans, the Incas, the American Indians, and the Ancient Celts. It been referenced in the hieroglyphics of the Egyptian tombs, Roman history, and far eastern cultural histories.



Does it exist? Some say yes, some no. Through the development of modern quantum physics, scientists have been able to place the same particle of matter in two different places at the same time. If it is possible to be in two places at the same time, can the energy that each of us are created from also exist in two worlds at the same time?
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#59
[quote name='BigSkiff'][quote name='Austin']Before I die, I'd like to bite off a chunk of human flesh from someone's forearm.  People often seem uneasy around me when I admit that.[/quote]





I find this both revolting and disgusting. What kind of a sick person would want to do this? What a vile thought.



God only knows where that arm might have been. It's probably got germs all over it. You could at least have the decency to hack the arm off at the elbow, wash it carefully, and then cook it over an even heat until it exceeds 180 degrees in temperature for at least 2 minutes. A little salt and a mild bar-b-cue sauce would be nice also. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/106.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />[/quote]



Please note:Should be served with Fava beans and a nice chianti.
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#60
Do aliens exist? Many Christians don't beieve there are aliens because the Bible doesn't mention them. As a Christian, I think it is possible simply because the Bible doesn't mention them. The Bible begins with "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth". It doesn't say what else God put out in the heavens. Maybe, somewhere out there, there is a group of aliens created by God who have their own Bible that begins "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the planet Zarixia".
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#61
[quote name='BLWedge09']Do aliens exist.  Many Christians don't beieve there are aliens because the Bible doesn't mention them.  As a Christian, I think it is possible simply because the Bible doesn't mention them.  The Bible begins with "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth".  It doesn't say what else God put out in the heavens.  Maybe, somewhere out there, there is a group of aliens created by God who have their own Bible that begins "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the planet Zarixia".[/quote]





I think that's entirely possible. Allthough, I thought Zarixia was a small town in central Alabama. Ahhh, close enough! <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/017.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />
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#62
I thought Zarixia was a small town in central Alabama. Ahhh, close enough! <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/017.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />[/quote]



Nah, that's "anorexia."
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#63
aleins do exist, I seen one....as a matter of fact, it is in my basement.
My responses are limited, you must ask the right question.



Why do they call him the bus?



Because he doesn't ride on airplanes!
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#64
[quote name='tnbowhunter]I thought Zarixia was a small town in central Alabama. Ahhh' date=' close enough! <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/017.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt017' />[/quote']



Nah, that's "anorexia."[/quote]



I think I ate there once at a little choke and puke on the bypass road! <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eck06.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />
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Off Road

Big Tow

Retrax

Westin Bull Bar

Born 03-09-04  Home 12-06-04




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#65
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
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#66
Why in the world do I waste my time fertilizing, watering and mowing my lawn?
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#67
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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#68
[quote name='yogzter']aleins do exist, I seen one....as a matter of fact, it is in my basement.[/quote]



Of COURSE they exist, why how else could have put that device in my head?
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#69
Remember the saying....you say po-tay-toe..I say po-tah-toe? Well, I don't say po-tah-toe and if I ever hear you say it, I'm going to punch you in the mouth just for saying it!
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#70
This should be good...which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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#71
[quote name='BLWedge09']This should be good...which came first, the chicken or the egg?[/quote]



My feeling is that they began existance at exactly the same instant.
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#72
If you build it...they will come. If by They, you mean googlebots and post whores, well, I'd say you're right on the money. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/003.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />
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#73
I wonder how ET went to the bathroom.
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#74
[quote name='Austin']I wonder how ET went to the bathroom.[/quote]



I got in trouble in grade school for wondering the same thing about Briar Rabbit.
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#75
[quote name='Squid'][quote name='Austin']I wonder how ET went to the bathroom.[/quote]



I got in trouble in grade school for wondering the same thing about Briar Rabbit.[/quote]



Were you that Little Johnny we always hear about?
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