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Random statement thread!
#1
Come here if you have something random or funny to say, but wouldn't make sense somewhere else.





I was abducted by aleins when I was 30, I don't know how I remember this as I am only 22.
My responses are limited, you must ask the right question.



Why do they call him the bus?



Because he doesn't ride on airplanes!
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#2
<img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/013.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt004' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/014.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' /> <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/011.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />
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#3
havok has got the Idea
My responses are limited, you must ask the right question.



Why do they call him the bus?



Because he doesn't ride on airplanes!
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#4
It gives me chills all over and I can't stand it when a piece of tape sticks to my fingernail. Wow, that just gave me chills thinking about it.
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#5
How do I know that the color that I see as, and call red is actually the same color as the red everyone else sees. We always call it the same color, but how do we know that each other is actually seeing the same thing. Every color could be like this.
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#6
What the hell makes anyone so damn sure that dogs are colorblind. Unless you've ever been a dog, YOU DON"T KNOW!! I'm pretty sure one of my dogs can see color and one can't.
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#7
Hmmmm, let's see............ If jack helped you off a horse, would you help jack off a horse????
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#8
I've always been intrigued by the whole " If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" question. My personal opinion: NO. It makes a vibration but a vibration is only a sound if there is an ear around to hear it. otherwise, it's still just a vibration.
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#9
[quote name='tnbowhunter']Hmmmm, let's see............ If jack helped you off a horse, would you help jack off a horse????[/quote]



Absolutely not.
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#10
[quote name='BLWedge09']I've always been intrigued by the whole " If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" question.  My personal opinion: NO.  It makes a vibration but a vibration is only a sound if there is an ear around to hear it.  otherwise, it's still just a vibration.[/quote]The answer is yes. You are only partially correct in your analysis.
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#11
[quote name='tnbowhunter']Hmmmm, let's see............ If jack helped you off a horse, would you help jack off a horse????[/quote]Jacquelyn, yes. Jack can get off his own dang horse! Man up Punk! <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/018.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />
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#12
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?



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#13
[quote name='Havock'][quote name='BLWedge09']I've always been intrigued by the whole " If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" question.  My personal opinion: NO.  It makes a vibration but a vibration is only a sound if there is an ear around to hear it.  otherwise, it's still just a vibration.[/quote]The answer is yes. You are only partially correct in your analysis.[/quote]

Hmm, I'm gonna have to disagree Hav, I agree 100% with wedgie on this one. It makes a vibration and that vibration is not a sound till it hits an eardrum. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/003.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />
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#14
How about this one. Is Nothing white or black? According to experts, Black is the presence of all colors and white is the abscence of all color. Using this information, one would deduce that nothing is white. I disagree though. I don't think it's either. Seems to me that if it were white or black it would be something....not nothing. I don't think we have the ability to even imagine nothing.
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#15
It's hard for me to comprehend the size of the universe, I guess my mind just dosen't register somthing that is infinate. One guy made it even worse when he told me that if space came to an end at a giant brick wall, what would be on the other side of the wall.....................
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#16
[quote name='QWIKWHIP'][quote name='Havock'][quote name='BLWedge09']I've always been intrigued by the whole " If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" question.  My personal opinion: NO.  It makes a vibration but a vibration is only a sound if there is an ear around to hear it.  otherwise, it's still just a vibration.[/quote]The answer is yes. You are only partially correct in your analysis.[/quote]

Hmm, I'm gonna have to disagree Hav, I agree 100% with wedgie on this one. It makes a vibration and that vibration is not a sound till it hits an eardrum. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/003.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />[/quote]



Hmmm, Would a taping device be considered an eardrum?
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#17
[quote name='QWIKWHIP'][quote name='Havock'][quote name='BLWedge09']I've always been intrigued by the whole " If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" question.  My personal opinion: NO.  It makes a vibration but a vibration is only a sound if there is an ear around to hear it.  otherwise, it's still just a vibration.[/quote]The answer is yes. You are only partially correct in your analysis.[/quote]

Hmm, I'm gonna have to disagree Hav, I agree 100% with wedgie on this one. It makes a vibration and that vibration is not a sound till it hits an eardrum. <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/003.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt003' />[/quote]An eardrum is moved by vibration... A leaf is moved by vibration... A sound is a vibration... Therefore a leaf can receive a sound transmitted from a falling tree.



Another viewpoint is to remember that the signal is always transmitted, it just may not be received. But it was still sent (made)...



Furthermore, electronic instruments can pick up sound, so it isn't limited to an ear. Also, what about the animals in the vicinity? Now take that same tree and blow it up in outer space, and there will be no sound because sound waves require air to travel, and there is no air in the vacuum of outerspace.
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#18
I WONDER WHY WE WONDER ABOUT ALL OF THESE THINGS?
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#19
I'd like to install a large statue of an *** crack in my front yard.
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#20
[quote name='tnbowhunter']It's hard for me to comprehend the size of the universe, I guess my mind just dosen't register somthing that is infinate.  One guy made it even worse when he told me that if space came to an end at a giant brick wall, what would be on the other side of the wall.....................[/quote]Yes, we tend to have an odd desire to define everything. I mean, where did time begin? Where will it end? If you believe in God and Creation, it is hard to imagine how God was before anything else. If you believe in the moronic big bang theory, what was there before the spec of dust exploded and created the universe? Somethings are just beyond our comprehension and we just can't live like that.
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#21
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
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#22
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, exactly how much wood could a wood chuck chuck?
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#23
[quote name='ttammunek04']If a woodchuck could chuck wood, exactly how much wood could a wood chuck chuck?[/quote]The name is Charles. Please don't call me Chuck.
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#24
Before I die, I'd like to bite off a chunk of human flesh from someone's forearm. People often seem uneasy around me when I admit that.
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#25
[quote name='Austin']Before I die, I'd like to bite off a chunk of human flesh from someone's forearm.  People often seem uneasy around me when I admit that.[/quote]You can keep the forearm. How about a nice Quad Steak? huh? Sounds good don't it? <img src='http://www.titanspot.com/Titan/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/106.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smt106' />
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