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My 2 year old son is ready for the octagon ring!

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Posted 28 July 2010 - 10:30 PM

I stepped out on my patio for just a moment and left my 2 year old son and 5 year old daughter inside. Seconds later I hear my daughter screaming and I come running back inside to see my daughter on her back with my son under her with his legs wrapped around her waist in a figure-four hold and pulling her hair! She was completely immobilized! He's laughing, she's crying, and I was trying hard not to laugh. I finally broke his lock on her, and put him in timeout. I was so impressed in his technique! It was textbook! I don't know where he got it from. He did see daddy put mommy in a standing guillotine the other day.(don't act like you never done that to your wife before) My wife and I have warned my daughter that one day that her little brother was going to get back at her for taking his toys all the time.

That day has come.

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 06:02 AM

At least you now know that your son will be able to protect his older sister as she get's older and starts getting interest in boys. Since I only have a daughter, our solution is that she's not allowed to date till she's THIRTY!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 07:50 AM

BWAHAHAHA A leg triangle at 2! SWEET! That would have been so hard not to give him a high five. We keep telling my brothers middle kid (girl age 8) because she is so mean to his youngest (son age 2) that its going to be about another 3 years and he is going to start beating the crap out of her. He is going into kids MMA at 4. Under the same pro fighter that his oldest sister (not UFC level but the guy is pro with BB in several arts) is under for MuyTai.

LOL yeah BN I tell the neices that they cant date till they are 25 cause Im not ready to go to jail yet......

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 10:11 AM

View PostSpectre30, on 28 July 2010 - 10:30 PM, said:

He did see daddy put mommy in a standing guillotine the other day.(don't act like you never done that to your wife before)

They really do love each other


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Posted 29 July 2010 - 06:10 PM

Amen to White and BN. My son and I are going to strike the fear of God into any poor boy who tries to come around my daughter. I dread those days ahead!

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 09:01 PM

View Postkrh2, on 29 July 2010 - 10:11 AM, said:

Easy, this is a family site. LMAO :smt003


I think you misunderstood me khr2. I was teaching my wife some krav maga moves when we were sparring, she made the mistake of lowering her head and I literally put her in a very light guillotine hold to show her the er of her attack. There was no sexual innuendo there, but I see that your mind was in the gutter! :smt002
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 10:20 PM

View PostSpectre30, on 29 July 2010 - 09:01 PM, said:

I think you misunderstood me khr2. I was teaching my wife some krav maga moves when we were sparring, she made the mistake of lowering her head and I literally put her in a very light guillotine hold to show her the er of her attack. There was no sexual innuendo there, but I see that your mind was in the gutter! :smt002


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